When Portable Air Bag was 2 years old, he came back from a trip to
Minneapolis, Minnesota to find his parent's condo burning with fire
because of a cooking error made by the chef. Unfortunately for PAB, he
was too young to realize fire was dangerous and got a scar on the palm
of his hand and another on his knees. Portable Air Bag had always been
a good boy, doing what he was told until that day. PAB had so much rage
that from that day on, he always had random urges to beat people up.
When PAB went to school 2 years later, his best class by far was Gym
class. He was good in every subject but the teachers still hated him
and he literally never got to go outside for recess because he was in
trouble.
Portable Air Bag often went out to street fights and
won 374 out of 375 fights. His only loss was a 250 vs. 1 handicap match
elimination style and PAB almost won but a Panasonic TV was smacked
right on his temple when he was fighting the last person. As you should
know already, he was knocked out cold. After his 375th fight, PAB
decided to leave street fighting and start amateur wrestling. He didn't
stay in amateur wrestling for long because he won every match in about
7 moves.
When Portable Air Bag started semi-pro wrestling, he
had a short fuse. One of his fellow wrestling students found that out
the hard way. When PAB was 13, he was so pissed off by a student at a
gym that he smashed the student's head against the wall, did a reverse
springboard DDT to the student and kept on beating him up until he had
an extremely major concussion. Luckily for PAB, there was a scout from
an extremely powerful wrestling corporation that owned lots of
wrestling federations which was called TWG and the scout gave PAB a
trial match up against a TWG federation champion. He absolutely
annhilated the champion and was accepted into the TWG corporation.
How
Portable Air Bag became a psycho clown was a simple story. While he was
having brain surgery on Halloween night, (he got smashed on his head
too much) a stupid mafia member put a tazer to PAB's brain while in
surgery when it was really meant for the guy next door. The doctors and
nurses couldn't repair any of the damage except the part of his brain
which had his education(including wrestling education) and vocabul